tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9620911.post114352212213960306..comments2023-12-30T03:14:14.776-05:00Comments on pearlies of wisdom: Max Says, "I'm Da Man!"torontopearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12246510242496347242noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9620911.post-1143737147680089162006-03-30T11:45:00.000-05:002006-03-30T11:45:00.000-05:00Ralphie,Of COURSE you should be taken seriously!Bu...Ralphie,<BR/><BR/>Of COURSE you should be taken seriously!<BR/><BR/>But if Max has anything to say about it...torontopearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12246510242496347242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9620911.post-1143737066576377992006-03-30T11:44:00.000-05:002006-03-30T11:44:00.000-05:00Dear Bella,Sorry things didn't work out...for now....Dear Bella,<BR/><BR/>Sorry things didn't work out...for now. <BR/><BR/>Phoebe romped with me a bit this a.m. on the front lawn, but she went sniffing where she shouldn't, and that got my tail in a knot.<BR/><BR/>Take a number and get in line behind Vashti.<BR/><BR/>Love, Maxtorontopearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12246510242496347242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9620911.post-1143736919649305802006-03-30T11:41:00.000-05:002006-03-30T11:41:00.000-05:00Dear Vashti,I might be interested...you looking fo...Dear Vashti,<BR/><BR/>I might be interested...you looking for a long-distance relationship? I think we should be "pet-pals" first, to see how things go.<BR/><BR/>My folks had a dog -- who passed away last June -- who might've been more your type: Tyson Pugsley, a pug. But he's gone now, and *I've* wriggled my little dog tuches into this family's heart.<BR/><BR/>So in the meantime, let's shake paws on it, and see how the long-distance thing goes. Then we can talk tachlis...<BR/><BR/>Love, Maxtorontopearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12246510242496347242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9620911.post-1143736180169799342006-03-30T11:29:00.000-05:002006-03-30T11:29:00.000-05:00Max, Have I got a shidduch for you! She is a bosto...Max, Have I got a shidduch for you! She is a boston terrier pup named Vashti! She is very sweet, and keeps a kosher home. What do you think?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9620911.post-1143581928539061342006-03-28T16:38:00.000-05:002006-03-28T16:38:00.000-05:00Wow. I thought my previous comment might ruffle so...Wow. I thought my previous comment might ruffle some feathers (or fur), but I didn't think it would be because of the euphemism. How about this:<BR/><BR/>It is my understanding that removing a dogs, um, "boys" is prohibited. It's why a friend of mine decided not to become a vet. (Although I know at least one orthodox vet - I haven't asked him about it, however.) Of course, considering I was then and am now addressing a dog, maybe I should not be taken too seriously.Ralphiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12919862880229022319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9620911.post-1143570487855513252006-03-28T13:28:00.000-05:002006-03-28T13:28:00.000-05:00Phoebe! It's over.Bella.Phoebe! <BR/><BR/>It's over.<BR/><BR/>Bella.wandererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15609143282690488707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9620911.post-1143560181293670182006-03-28T10:36:00.000-05:002006-03-28T10:36:00.000-05:00CM, you too??? I think I already made it very dog...CM, you too??? I think I already made it very doggone clear how I feel about people referring to my jewels as junk . Put up your paws. I'm in a feisty mood indeed!<BR/><BR/>(Pearl in background: "Max, simmer down, you're getting yourself all tied up in knots. You really are! Look at that leash...it's all in knots!")torontopearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12246510242496347242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9620911.post-1143559760069695742006-03-28T10:29:00.000-05:002006-03-28T10:29:00.000-05:00Well, Max, I believe that losing your "junk" has m...Well, Max, I believe that losing your "junk" has made you quite fiesty...settle down there, little Max...You know, that mom of yours could still have your little tail kicked right outta der.cruisin-momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16640061323519954002noreply@blogger.com