On my way to and from work, I take varying routes-- no highways, but lots of side streets and main streets. I prefer driving through residential areas, looking at landscaping and architecture, rather than driving through commercialized main thoroughfares.
On one of my semi-regular routes is a big posted sign: Road Rehabilitation Program.
What a fancy-schmancy name; it just translates as "These roads are being fixed!"
But it sounds as if it's like a medical rehabilitation program -- a diagnosis, a prognosis, a method of care and paying lots of medical bills. In this case, it's break up the concrete, dig up some earth, add tar, flatten the tar, pave the road nice...and get lots of drivers irked because they have to slow down or find alternate routes.
Have any of you seen signs around (not necessarily roadworks-related) that say something basic but in a fancier way? Care to share?