I hoped as I read the joke that it was original, because I wanted to be able to attribute it to him.
Phew, it is original. And I have the good rabbi's permission to share the joke with you. Thank you.
Neil is pretty eclectic: he teaches full-time, he is rabbi in residence for senior camps held over Passover and other chagim, he is an actor -- doing comedy, drama and improv, he is a writer & poet. He is all-around nice and well-liked guy who manages to capture a lot of the world around him in the words of his drashot (sermons), his blog posts and his occasional photos.
Check out his blog. I've been doing so for well over two years...and happily so.
I knew I'd
gained weight when I asked the shadchan for a name and she said Jenny Craig.