...goes a long way.
An ad for the Hampton Inn in Niagara Falls, Ontario, includes this line:
Guests of the Hampton can enjoy complimentary Breakfast Buffet which includes hot items, parking, and HBO movies.
Wow, I've never seen a breakfast buffet that offers HBO movies AND parking.
Now, if they would have only hired me on as their copy editor before posting their information, then...I would not have had a blog post for today. :)