Perhaps you've heard the one about the new couple in town - the wife wants to go to the sisterhood dinner, but it costs $200 a ticket and they don't have the cash. So she gets herself nicely done up and goes out for the evening.
The next morning, bleary-eyed, she happily tells her husband that she raised the money herself for the ticket.
"How?" he asks.
She replies, "Well, I'm still a beautiful woman, and..."
"So how much did you earn?" he asks.
"Two hundred and two dollars," she replies.
"What cheapskate gave you the two dollars?" he asks.
"They all did!"