Just discovered this site: http://www.avocadoofthemonthclub.com/ and thought it was a joke at first. But I checked it out and was somewhat surprised by all its offerings.
Do people really buy into these services? Hmmm...."I need my fix of avocado for February. Can't wait till Fed-Ex delivers my next shipment."
And maybe while you're waiting for that next shipment, you can use up your last avocado in this way:
1/3 quart whole milk
3 tablespoons sugar
2 scoops vanilla ice cream