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Do you burn scented candles? Do you know 5 people who burn scented candles?
New natural wax/gourmet Candle Company is looking for distributors in your area. Our cleaner burning gourmet candles are a hit in the US and Canada.
We will teach you our “smell and sell” technique.
Training and support provided. Get started for less than $50.
Compensation: Earn up to 50% profit on retail sales
This was an ad on www.craigslist.com. Can you imagine applying for such a sales job? C'mon, how many people would get to learn the secret of the "smell and sell" technique? That alone is a drawing card.
Candles are popular items once again. I first got a scented candle for a birthday present when I was about 12. It was a cherry scented red candle that had a very cute holder that it sat in. Once in a while I'd want to light it, but if so, I couldn't enjoy its fragrance in my bedroom, but had to move the candle into the kitchen, where it was reasonably safer.
And these days, there's even a Candle of the Month Club. Hey, that's some special membership to have...not everyone has the privilege of saying, "I'm a member of the Candle of the Month Club in good standing."
Candle of the Month Club
Join the Candle-of-the-Month Club and each month you'll receive a new and unique selection of beautiful, richly scented candles guaranteed to impress even the most selective candle lover. We offer 3, 6, and 12-month clubs; a Candle of the Season Club with exquisite candles each Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter; and ongoing monthly clubs.
Order now and you’ll receive:
• Richly scented, premium candles delivered every month!
• Candle lovers newsletter with every shipment!
• FREE SHIPPING every month!
• Personalized gift announcement!
• 100% satisfaction guaranteed!
• Hassle Free - Our experts choose all monthly selections!
Give the Perfect Gift
Give the gift that keeps on giving!
The Candle of the Month Club is the perfect gift for any candle lover!
Only Premium, Highly-Scented Candles
Each month we feature only distinctive, highly scented candles with wonderful aromas and all natural ingredients. We pride ourselves in selecting only the best-of-the-best and you’ll notice the difference in every month.
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
Your purchase is 100% unconditionally guaranteed. If for any reason you are ever unhappy with our service, you can cancel at any time– no questions asked!
I especially like that line: Give the gift that keeps on giving.
So people, why not take your pick: be a candle consultant, in turn becoming a candle connoisseur, or if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, and become a member of that in-group of candle-burning, candle-sniffing folks.
Mmmm, honey-berry, anyone? How about cinnamon spice? Can I hear it for lovely lavender...?
** Some more subtitles I thought of:
---You Light Up My Life
---Candle in the Wind
---C'mon, Baby, Light My Fire
--- An Old Flame Can't Hold a Candle to You (yes, this is really a country-western song title...a BAD song title)
---Burn that Candle (a Bill Haley composition)
And on top of those song titles, I found a winning one in the Eurovision Song Contest by Israel's Sarit Hadad. Here are the lyrics -- Hebrew and English -- to "Light a Candle":
Lif'amim nidme she'ein tikva
Vehakol nir'e kol kach afel velo yadu'a
Haprachim od lo parchu bagan ubasade
Uba'erev rak maka haru'ach
Az Bo'u venadlik beyachad ner, ner
Light a candle
Light a candle with me
A thousand candles in the dark
Will open our hearts
Light a candle
Light a candle with me
A thousand candles in the dark
Will open our hearts
Lif'amim nir'e sheHamachar
Lo yavi kol nechama labechi velatza'ar
Vehalaila Ha'aroch nimshach bli havtacha
Veha'afela chada kata'ar Az Bo'u venadlik beyachad ner, ner
Light a candle
Light a candle with me
A thousand candles in the dark
Will open our hearts
Light a candle
Light a candle with me
A thousand candles in the dark
Will open our hearts
Light all the candles
Let's light the candles everywhere
Just look at me and take my hand
The heat of love will grow again
Light a candle
Light a candle with me
A thousand candles in the dark
Will open our hearts
Light a candle
Light a candle with me
A thousand candles in the dark
Will open our hearts
