Monday, February 14, 2005

Kid Wit and Mom Wit...or Nitwit (you choose)

I have three, bli ayin harah, lovely children, who give me great joy...and countless gray hairs, too! But all in all, I have been blessed with these treasures, and I hope that one day they will say the same about their "eema"!

I don' t talk about them too much because I'm not the bragging sort -- I'm more of a silent "kveller"!

But I've been thinking of my oldest, a boy, and how just about 5 years ago, when he was in preschool, his photo was in the Canadian Jewish News along with my parents, the photo having been taken at a school event. When I'd been told that it would be in the paper, I relayed the news to A and said, "You're going to be famous." He starts jumping on his bed and shrieking, "I'm gonna be famous, I'm gonna be famous." Suddenly, in mid-jump, a bewildered look crosses his face. He pauses and says, "What's famous?"

My daughter's photo appeared in last week's Jewish paper -- see Zimriya -- and I now know that my article about Seraphic Press will appear in the paper this week, in a couple of days. I feel like taking A's lead, jumping up and down on my bed and shrieking, "I'm gonna be famous, I'm gonna be famous!" But then I stop in this imaginary play because I realize I already am famous -- my "published" words get to be read by... hundreds?... on a daily basis. Yeah, that's right, I'm a columnist already...yeah, a syndicated columnist. Yeah, people read my words from coast to coast...even over in Taiwan--Dan, you win; not "down" in Taiwan, but "over" in Taiwan. (Can anyone picture Jon Lovitz doing his "Yeah, that's right" shtick on Saturday Night Live?) Yeah, who needs some weekly community newspaper when I can cater my words to the WORLD?!?

2 comments:

dan said...

Pearl,
Love the story of your son jumping up and down and then saying "What's famous?" It's a very good question.

BTW, Taiwan is not "down in Taiwan"..... I think it's better to write "over in Taiwan." (Although, true, Toronto is at a higher latitude than the subtropical Pacific island that I am marooned on.) Down in Mexico, yes, down in Argentina, yes. But "over in Taiwan." Please.

SMILE

torontopearl said...

Dan, you'll see that I corrected the errors of my way. Sorry about the faux pas.