Picture being in the South, at some kind of Baptist revival meeting. A faith healer is on hand and he's doing his magic on congregation members.
I, a visitor, walk up to the stage, where this minister puts his hand on my eye, says some mumbo-jumbo, removes my eye patch.
I loudly declare: "EYE IS HEALED, EYE IS HEALED!!!"
(And that, dear folks, is an update on PatchPearl's eye condition. Thought you might want to know. Thanks for your concern.)