Friday, March 24, 2006
OPRAH, Eat Your Heart Out, Girl!
Nu...Oprah....so you think you got it goin' on, dontcha? (okay...you do)
But I know someone else -- rather, somewhere else -- that's got it goin' on, even more than you do.
The faculty there is outstanding, the courses vast and varied. The student body is supreme...so supreme in fact that they often know more than the professors.
Take for example, yesterday. The fine students of this institution for higher learning (it's so high, it's said to be heaven-sent) got together with a reading list. A list that goes above and beyond the scope of your offerings, Oprah.
Who really needs the Oprah Book Club, when you can have the Seraphic University Book Club...!?
Coffee and babke are served at every meeting -- a tasty bonus.
So, Oprah, put down the book you're reading -- okay, if it's Elie Wiesel's Night, finish it first! -- and come visit Seraphic University's reading center. You'll be glad you did.