I was preparing school lunches this morning and asked my youngest son if he wanted baby carrots or a cucumber for snack. He preferred the cucumber and I asked if he wanted a mini cucumber. He said yes but asked me to peel the skin first.
As I was washing and peeling the skin, he asked with a smile, "Do you have any dill to put on that?"
I said no, and he replied, "That way, I could have had a pickle!"