Has it ever occurred to any of you how many times you've gone to weddings, bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs, engagement parties, retirement parties, staff parties, etc, have posed for pics or have had candid pics taken of you when you weren't aware of a photographer around...or have sat at a table with people at any of these types of affairs and have had a microphone shoved in your hand and a video camera with the spotlight on you. You're supposed to give a congratulatory message to the new happy couple or to the shining boy of thirteen or the sparkling girl of twelve.
Have you ever thought about all these pics and footage taken of you....that you've never ever seen?
No doubt you've already reached your total 15 minutes of fame in these many simcha videos...but never actually got to see them.
No doubt your face fills up pages in photo albums on coffee tables and on bookshelves...but you never actually got to see them.
I think the next time I go to a simcha and the videographer goes around to each person at the table to say a few words, I'll put up my hand and say really loudly, "Sorry, I'm on strike."
And when asked to pose for a group shot, I'll put up my hand and say really loudly, "Can't do it. I need to sign a model release...do you have one handy?" (of course they won't)
And when it's the end of the evening, and time to say goodbye and mazel tov to the hosts, and time to hand over the envelope with the "gift" (check), I'll put up my hand instead and say really loudly,"I can't give this to you unless you promise to invite me over to see the pics/video once they're ready..."
3 comments:
Hahahaha...you've brought back so many fond memories for me! I've always been uncomfortable with the contrived, posed, set up shots that typify these affairs. It's all so....artificial. And when you watch it back, you realize how bad they are. There's a reason more people aren't on television.
So to shake things up, I have fun with the mic. I'll tell stories, act out a scene from my favourite play, or ramble on about what I had for breakfast. Whatever it looks like, it's funny and memorable. I can't imagine doing anything else.
G-d forbid I wait for a bar mitzvah to get my 15 minutes of fame :)
interesting thoughts - i have candids of others and i do wonder who has candids of me that i don't even know were taken. yes, i have pondered this.
I'm afraid my long history of wedding -attendance will look like a documentary on bad fashion and the Jewish woman's eternal hair dilemma. (Wear it curly and hope it doesn't frizz, or straighten the life out of it and hope it doesn't frizz, or let it frizz and hide when the photographer comes around.)
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