Wednesday, July 13, 2005

This Just In, This Just In -- aka SURPRISE!

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A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"

Her face was beaming.

He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! " Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE...during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!

He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college, we got really drunk and woke up the next morning in a sleazy motel?"

"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's HEBREW SCHOOL TEACHER!"


Chaim said...

Ohhhh ... Ok, did you edit the end? Or did you GET an edited version? Someone sent me that e-mail this morning, I was soo gonna post it, but I didnt want to edit it. It's a good one tho.

torontopearl said...

This is how the joke came through my e-mail. If the one you got was edited, I think I can only begin to imagine what it said!

Chaim said...

I'll e-mail it to you .. not soo different, just a little more detailed than sleazy motel. :-)