Saturday, July 22, 2006

Judgement Day

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

3 comments:

cruisin-mom said...

LOLOLOL...that had me laughing out loud and rolling on the floor!

torontopearl said...

It is a good one, isn't it?

What if the husband told the judge that his wife stole a 2-lb. bag of Jelly Bellies (tm)?!

Sweettooth120 said...

OYYYYY!