Tired and Thirsty
The Italian says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine.
The Italian says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine.
The Scot says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have scotch.
The Swede says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have aquavit.
The Russian says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka.
The German says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer.
The Greek says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have ouzo.
The Jew says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.
*Although diabetes is now present in my family -- and perhaps in yours -- I still love this joke, and hope that nobody is offended by it.
3 comments:
It's a good joke - not offensive. And like all good jokes it makes a serious point. We are a worrier nation.
LOL...I don't find it offensive, but then, I'm not easily offended. Can't speak for the rest of the world!
lol that is funny!
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