Thursday, July 31, 2008

Your Evening Smile*

Tired and Thirsty

The Italian says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine.
The Scot says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have scotch.
The Swede says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have aquavit.
The Russian says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka.
The German says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer.
The Greek says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have ouzo.
The Jew says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.

*Although diabetes is now present in my family -- and perhaps in yours -- I still love this joke, and hope that nobody is offended by it.


3 comments:

rabbi neil fleischmann said...

It's a good joke - not offensive. And like all good jokes it makes a serious point. We are a worrier nation.

cruisin-mom said...

LOL...I don't find it offensive, but then, I'm not easily offended. Can't speak for the rest of the world!

The Babysitter said...

lol that is funny!